HUMOR

- Waiter! Why did you bring me the chicken with one leg only?
- Sorry sir, would you like to eat it or dance with?

Mobile operator informed us that the most popular SMS during 1st week of the year were “Happy New Year!” and “Thank you! But who are you?”

- Waiter! Why did you bring all dishes cold?
- Well, you ordered vodka, fresh vegetable salad, meat aspic and ice-cream. What exactly should I hot up?