A woman is explaining the kind of man she wants at a dating service:
"He has to be polite, he has to have various interests, he has to know how to have a good conversation, he has to know what’s going on around the world, and he has to never interrupt me."
"You don’t need a man, madam, you need a TV!"
Q: Why are women worse than the mafia?
A: The mafia demands money or your life; women want both.
Two young women are talking.
"I’m going to marry a man I fall in love with."
"Me too, if I don’t find anything better."
"Doctor, my husband has a strange disease," the woman says. "I think it’s from stress and overwork. Every time I start asking him for money, he can’t hear me at all."
"Well, dear, it’s not a disease—it’s a talent."
